Baptism of an Atheist
I’m an atheist. The reason I obtained my baptismal certificate is because I needed it to get a Czech passport.
I was baptized twice. The first time as a baby, in a Catholic church, because my parents were following protocol. The second time at the age of 18, in a Latter Day Saint church, because I wanted to marry a Mormon girl with a thick behind.
These days, I won't step foot into a church except for a funeral. I make an exception for Cathedrals with classical art.
The video below is from the year 1970 and shows my private parts.